on Apr 29th, 2009Enough Already

“Like a bad case of swine flu, the Twitter epidemic continues to spread across Hollywood, and as long as it does, we’ll keep on bringing you the best Tweets ever.”

This is about as accurate of a statement that I can think when comparing something to Twitter. I’m not sure what gets covered more these days…pig flu or twitter. I actually read some tweets tonight from that article and I was disgusted with myself. Shit like this is supposed to make me want to join Twitter?

“‘Who’s the boss’ was such a great show.”

“I’m eating a bowl of oatmeal that never ends. It’s not going anywhere and I’ve been eating it for a solid 15 minutes.”

“Sometimes, out of a sense of almost curious contempt, I’ll point my space heater at my refrigerator.” (in all honesty I do find this kind of funny)

“too much junk food last night. it’s worst than post-porn guilt. i just sit in front of my pantry and say “why?”"

What a waste of my time. And shame on me for even taking the time to write about this crap after not writing for so long. If I ever sign up for twitter and you see me on the street, please punch me in the ear.

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